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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about…
(Source: 24ribs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: danhamwees, via sedintwins)
He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.
…….. :’(
(via nicl0l)
“Maybe because I f*cking hate all of you”.
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Heejun singing at the Mets opener.
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